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My Dad used to give me advice as a kid. He'd say things like "watch for cars" "wear your seatbelt" and "Don't masterbate with your mouth open".

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Dear God, 
 
All I ask for in 2011 is a big, fat bank account and a slim body…;

Please don’t mix these up, like you did last year.

Amen.

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